It takes a pretty useless president, apathetic Board of Trustees, a bunch of do-nothing fakers, and a few employees who work their asses off to run the NHCs.

President

Dr. Hugh T. Manatee

Chief financial officer

Jerry McNepotism

Vice president for development

Slydeigh Cramp

vice president for fellowship

Dr. Matvey Bookish

Director of education

Mr. Allshow Nogo

administrative assistant and Director of Operations

Ms. Toadie Saint Brownnose